Top 15: Facts About the Illuminati Conspiracy

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You’ve heard of the Illuminati, but do you know who they are or what they do? Here are 15 facts about the Illuminati conspiracy to show you that this conspiracy theory is more fact than fiction.

1. Illuminati is a Latin word meaning “enlightened ones.”

The Illuminati is a group of individuals who believe that they are more enlightened than everybody else. When Adam Weishaupt organized the Bavarian Illuminati on May 1, 1776, he intended that members of his group would help him fight the supposed false teachings and religious ideas of the day. He opposed religion and instead favored scientific pursuits. The Illuminati of today likewise oppose mainstream organized religion and prefer their own sense of enlightenment.

2. The Illuminati is a secret society.

Duke Karl Theodor banned secret societies in the year 1785. In effect, the Illuminati had to become an even more secret organization that it already had been. Although many people have heard of the Illuminati, very few people understand what this society does. Members of the Illuminati are generally not publicly associated with the group, so this adds to the secretive nature of the Illuminati.

3. The Order of Illuminati sponsors the New World Order.

As a whole, the Illuminati is a major supporter of the New World Order, a platform advocating global government. Such a global government is planned to be far-reaching and dictatorial in nature, putting power over politics, religion, and economics in the hands of a select few.
 

4. Members of the Illuminati have already infiltrated every facet of society.

The Illuminati conspirators hold positions of prominence in both major political parties in the United States as well as foreign political parties. They lead religious groups and have corrupted the highest levels of Freemasonry. The Illuminati controls many aspects of popular entertainment, the news media, and the education system.

5. Knowledge of the conspiracy is rationed in order to keep the plan a secret.

Many critics of the Illuminati conspiracy theory say that there is no way that so many people could keep such a huge secret. Even if one person blew the whistle, the entire conspiracy would collapse. However, the leaders of the Illuminati are the only ones who know the full details of their plan. All the way down the hierarchy, individuals in the Illuminati are kept in the dark about the main concepts and are simply told enough information to complete their assignments.

6. The Illuminati conspiracy is financed through a banking conspiracy, which is only part of the greater plan.

Some of the most powerful people in the Illuminati belong to a select few dynasties. The Rothschilds have played a pivotal role in the banking conspiracy for hundreds of years. They financed the French Revolution as well as both sides of the American Civil War. The Chase, Morgan, Carnegie, Ford, and Rockefeller families are some of the other powerful families in charge of the financial aspects of the conspiracy. It is no coincidence that these families also operate huge “philanthropic” organizations that govern the lives of individuals under the guise of charity.

7. Regional governments come before global government.

The Illuminati’s top leaders are smart enough to realize that most people oppose global government. People like living in smaller countries that reflect the culture and values that they do. This is why regional governments are the norm today. It is easier to identify at a regional level because the countries within a specific region have a lot in common. Examples of regional governments are: the European Union, the African Union, the North American Free Trade Agreement, the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, and the Union of South American Nations. Although some of these organizations never make the news, they hold considerable power in affecting national policies.

8. The conspirators manage the global economy through central banks.

Mayer Amschel Rothschild once said, “Give me control of a nation’s money and I care not who makes the laws.” Most Americans believe that the Federal Reserve Bank is a government-operated bank that meets the financial needs of the country, but this is one of the Illuminati’s greatest deceptions. Almost every country in the world has a national bank today. A country’s central bank has the power to print money and then loan it out to banks. The central bank can simply invent new money and then sell it to banks, who then sell the money to the public in the form of loans. Such money is made out of thin air and is not backed by a precious metal. Worst of all, these banks coordinate their activities through organizations such as the International Monetary Fund.

9. The Illuminati was responsible for 9/11.

As soon as the attacks were perpetrated on 9/11, people began to say that the facts didn’t add up and that the official story was untrue. While many people began arguing that President Bush had orchestrated the attacks, Bush was actually just a puppet in a greater conspiracy. Governments often attack their own people in order to serve the Illuminati. Conspiracy theorists refer to such occurrences as “false flag” events. The official stories are always false, and these events are planned for the purpose of initiating new laws that restrict the liberty of the citizenry. Mass shootings, “terrorist” attacks, and similar atrocities are often planned by the Illuminati. This is not to say that real terrorists or murderers do not participate, but such individuals are generally guided by the FBI, the CIA, or a foreign equivalent. Some people are simply used as scapegoats.

10. The Illuminati conspiracy is concealed using the concept of historical accidentalism.

This school of thought basically suggests that tragic events and poor governance are mere accidents. This is the prevailing philosophy in mainstream history. This is why most people are inclined to think that their government means well, even when corruption is exposed. Even though there is ample evidence that Pearl Harbor had been foreseen, most people are unwilling to abandon their accidentalist views. The same is true in the case of 9/11, the Sandy Hook shooting, and the Boston Marathon bombings. President Roosevelt, who led America at the time of Pearl Harbor, said, “In politics, nothing happens by accident. If something happens, you can bet it was planned that way.”

11. The Illuminati bred many of the world’s most evil people.

Karl Marx, the founder of communism as we know it, was a student of the Illuminati. Albert Pike, the founder of the Ku Klux Klan, was also a member of the secret society. Hitler, Lenin, Stalin, Mussolini, and other dictators had connections to the Illuminati.

12. The all-seeing eye has been made a symbol of the Illuminati.

While the all-seeing eye is traditionally viewed as a symbol of God, it is used by the Illuminati to mark their presence. This is why it is found on American money, more correctly known as Federal Reserve notes. The all-seeing eye is also found in the media. The logos of CBS, AOL, Time Warner Cable, and several other large corporations indicate the Illuminati’s presence. In addition, the all-seeing eye is a common motif, often hidden from the conscious mind. Hip-hop, rap, pop, and heavy metal artists frequently use such symbolism in their music videos as well.

13. Government planes poison the atmosphere.

When normal planes fly, they leave what is called a condensation trail. These contrails dissipate within a few minutes. Ever since the 1990s, however, a different type of trail has been noticed coming from certain planes. These are known as chemical trails, or chemtrails. Unlike contrails, chemtrails take a long time to dissipate. They often expand into artificial clouds and stay in the sky for a large portion of the day. Chemtrails are associated with higher levels of aluminum and other heavy metals. Overexposure to heavy metals can cause metal toxicity, a problem characterized by a plethora of physical and mental conditions.

14. Psychoactive drugs are used to manipulate and to distort perception.

It is no coincidence that most alleged mass shooters are found under the influence of a psychoactive drug. Many people are deliberately drugged for the purpose of getting them to perform a task that they would not do if they were sober. Those under the influence of psychoactive drugs generally do not remember the details of being kidnapped, drugged, and commanded to kill. The alleged Aurora theater shooter, James Holmes, was calmly telling other prisoners details of the conspiracy against him. Shortly thereafter, he was given a higher dosage of drugs and began acting out of control again.

15. Most people do not believe in the Illuminati conspiracy when they are told about it.

This is true for several reasons. Not only is it difficult to understand how or why the conspirators do what they do, but some false conspiracy theories are also invented by the Illuminati in order to discredit true theories. While most people doubt that the Illuminati conspiracy is real, current events are beginning to show that the world is not as it seems. It is expected that more people will begin to believe aspects of the conspiracy theory as events continue to unfold.
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List of Top 50 Funny Short Jokes

Humor is really a good medium to remove boredom and to start a good conversation.
Indeed, I can safely argue that humor is the quickest way to break the ice – all of us have come across situations where silence is so uncomfortable that we wish to have something funny to say to be able to end it, don’t you agree?

However, is not easy to come up with funny jokes, stories, of the top of our head and unfortunately, no one laughs without any reason, so here, I will provide you with 50 ways to pass those unbearable moments with flying colors.

I hope you guys have as much fun reading this top, as I had writing it.
Laughing is really an amazing tonic for our current daily lives, which more and more are full of running around and unnecessary, unhealthy stressful moments.
So just sit down, and take a few moments to lighten your spirit.
1.
Dad: Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Come on, say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: F*ck you, say daddy!
Baby: F*ck you, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I’m home!
Baby: F*ck you!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Baby: Daddy!
Dad: Son of a b*tch.

2.
DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE.
You little rebel, I like you.

3.
I always wondered why The Muppets had such large protruding eyes.
I then realized that if I had a hand shoved up my ass my eyes would do the same.

4.
What’s the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

5.
I didn’t sleep very good last night.
So this morning I put Monster energy drinks in my coffee… I was half way to work when I realized I forgot my car.

6.
Coach: Okay class, today we are going to play a game.
When I say a fruit, you run to the right side of the court. And when I say a color, you run to the left side of the court.
Got it?

Class: Got it.

Coach: Okay… Ready, set… ORANGE!

7.
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air freshener.

8.
Boy: Hey Beautiful, Can I have your number?

Girl: No, I have a boyfriend.

Boy: But I’m gay, can I have the number now?

Girl: Oh, okay! Here’s the number.

Boy: Thanks, I’m not really gay. Ha!

Girl: That’s my boyfriends number.

9.
Playing I spy with my dad when I was younger:
Dad: I spy something gray.

Little sister: Your hair!

Dad: I spy something adopted!

10.
A snail that meows, a squirrel in an astronaut suit, and a crab with a whale for a daughter:
The Directors of Spongebob were obviously high.

11.
Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other?
A: Together, we can stop this sh*t.

12.
*boy whispers to his mom during a wedding*

boy: “Mommy?”

mom: “What?”

boy: “Why is the girl dressed in white?”

mom: “Because this is the happiest day of her life.”

boy: “… so why is the boy dressed in black?”

13.
I was walking along the street the other day when I slipped in dog shit.
A minute later, some guy did exactly the same thing. I said to him, “I just did that.” So, he punched me in the face and called me a dirty bastard.

14.
Jack and Jill went up a hill,
So Jack could lick her candy,

Well Jack got a shock and mouthful of cock,

‘Cause Jill’s real name was randy.

15.
When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I don’t think it’s cute.
I just think it’s crazy how many people bring knives on a date.

16.
The doctor comes out into the waiting room for the next patient.
He’s shocked to see a man sitting there with a frog growing out of his head.
The doctor’s cries, “Oh my god, how did that happen?”

The frog answered “I don’t know; it began as a pimple on my butt.”

17.
I told my dad to embrace his mistakes.

He cried. Then he hugged my sister & me.

18.
I must have a great butt, because every time I finish talking to someone and start to walk away.
I hear them whisper ‘what an ass’.

19.
I asked my girlfriend what movie my dick reminded her of…

She replied, “Chicken Little”

20.
Boy: Marry me?
Girl: Do you have a house..?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you have a BMW car?

Boy: No.

Girl: How much is your salary?

Boy: No salary, but…

Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I
marry you?? 
Leave please!

Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3
 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche…
Why I
 still need to buy BMW?! How can I get the
 salary when actually I am the BOSS

21.
Add a word to ruin a movie:

– Batman Begins College

– The Longest Yard Sale

– Charlottes Web Cam.

22.
How we wake up I’m the morning:
Brain: “Oh f*ck.”

Body: “Don’t get up.”

Dick: “THIS IS SPARTAA!!!”

23.
It’s funny how after an argument is over, you start to think about more clever shit you could have said

24.
What is the lightest thing in the world?

A penis… even a thought can raise it.

25.
I told my girlfriend that my mom is old so she needs to speak slowly and loud.
Then I told my mom my girlfriend is retarded. They have no idea!

26.
Mom: “Shouldn’t you be cleaning your room?”
Me: “Shouldn’t you be in the Kitchen?”

I’ve never been hit so hard.

27.
Girl: What’s the price of this shirt?
Boy: 5 kisses.

Girl: What’s the price of that dress?

Boy: 10 kisses.

Girl: pack both of them dad will pay 

Boy : oh f*ck

28.
I hate Russian dolls…so full of themselves

29.
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

30.
My grandad has the heart of a lion and a life time ban from the Edinburgh zoo.

31.
CNN just said the world is forty trillion dollars in debt. Who the f*ck does the world owe? Jupiter?

32.
I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.

33.
The closest that I’ve gotten to murder: Holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop…

34.
-Dude that party was wicked

-You were drunk outta your mind

-I was not drunk

-Dude you were cutting pine-apples yelling “SpongeBob I know you are in there”

35.
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

36.
Husband: Honey, do you smell that?
Wife: No. 

Husband: Yeah, me neither, start cooking.

37.
*Standing on a high balcony*

Normal person: What a breathtaking view!

Me: I could totaly snipe that guy from here.

38.
Finding out your ex got fat is like finding 20 bucks in your pocket.

Not life changing but definitely puts a smile on your face.

39.
Teacher: stop interrupting while I am talking

Student: you stop talking while I am interrupting

40.
If a girl ever pulls a knife out on you during an argument, pull out some bread and mayo.
Her woman instincts will kick in and she’ll make you a sandwich.

41.
I tried to convince my little girl that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants.
…
But she didn’t buy it. She’s still making fun of me.

42.
“A good friend bails you out of jail, a true friend is sitting next to you saying ‘we screwed up… LETS DO IT AGAIN!”

43.
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Shelly.
Shelly was very girly and liked wearing pretty skirts. She wore skirts every day.

One day at school, a young boy named Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym. So Shelly did.

When Shelly got home, she told her mom about her day, and included the part about the jungle gym.

”Shelly, don’t do that. He might just be trying to look at your underwear.” said her mother.

What the big deal was, Shelly didn’t understand.

The next day Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym again. So she did.

Shelly again told her mother about her day, including the jungle gym moment.

“Didn’t I tell you, young lady?” fumed her mother. “He just wants to see your underwear!”

“But Mommy, I tricked him,” said Shelly. “Today I didn’t wear any underwear!”

44.
What does women’s underwear and nail polish have in common?
They both come off with alcohol.

45.
The school called me today and said, “Your son’s been telling lies”.
“Well tell him he’s f*cking good” I replied, “I ain’t got any kids!”

46.
I just saw two elementary school kids having a fist fight.
So as an adult I had to step in. They didn’t stand a chance.

47.
Life without women would be a pain in the ass.

48.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale

49.
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

50.
A man with two left feet buys a pair of flip flips.
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Top Child Labour Facts To Know

We all know that hundreds of millions of girls and boys worldwide are involved in work that deprives them of adequate education, health, leisure and basic freedoms, abusing their rights.

In real life, more than half of these children are exposed to the worst forms of child labour like slavery, work in hazardous environments, or other forms of forced labour, illicit activities such as drug trafficking and prostitution, and even involvement in armed conflict.

The World Day Against Child Labour was launched by the International Labour Organization (ILO) in 2002 as a way to highlight the plight of these children. It is celebrated on June 12th every year since then, and is intended to serve as a catalyst for the growing worldwide movement against child labour. This year, World Day Against Child Labour draws attention to the role of social protection in keeping children out of child labour and removing them from it.
According to the ILO, the term “child labour” is defined as

“work that deprives children of their childhood, their potential and their dignity, and that is harmful to physical and mental development. It refers to work that is mentally, physically, socially or morally dangerous and harmful to children, or work whose schedule interferes with their ability to attend regular school, or work that affects in any manner their ability to focus during school or experience a healthy childhood”.

Every child has the right to be loved, protected, educated, safe, heard … in a few words, be just a child! And the only thing that all children want is to be happy!
Here are some facts about child labour:

1.
According to the ILO, about 215 million children aged 5-17 years worldwide are engaged in child labour.
2.
Of these 215 million children, 115 million are engaged in hazardous work.
3.
About 1 in every 6 children, is supposed to be a child labour.
4.
Child labourers are more vulnerable to abuse of their labour rights. They lack overtime pay, health insurance, are paid lower wages, and often do not know their human rights.
5.
Millions of children are engaged in various types of work that are simply unacceptable, as they are really dangerous, hazardous and catastrophic. These types of work include working in mines, working with pesticides and chemicals in agricultural sector, working with really dangerous mancbineries and being exploited as domestic servants.



6.
22 million children die annually due to the hazardous conditions in the sweatshops.
7.
Millions of girls have been the victim of child labor in the form of domestic servants, and are more likely to be exposed to exploitations and abuse, including sexual harassment. Girls from rural Nepal are recruited to work in carpet factories, but are then trafficked into the sex industry over the border in India.
8.
Children involved in tobacco cultivation are subjected to serious health risks, such as nicotine poisoning.
9.
An estimated 12 percent of children in India ages 5-14 are engaged in child labor activities, including carpet production.
10.
According to the ILO, it would cost $760 billion over a 20-year period to end child labor. The estimated benefit in terms of better education and health is about six times that – over $4 trillion in economies where child laborers are found.
11.
Some children are forced to weave up to 18 hours a day, often never leaving the confines of the factory or loom shed.
12.
Africa has the world’s highest incidence rates of child labour. In Sub-Saharan Africa more than 40% of all children aged 5-14 labour for survival.
13.
Agriculture accounts for 60 percent of child labor. The ILO estimates that agriculture is the largest employer of child labor in Africa.
14.
Only 1 out of 5 children involved in child labor is paid for his or her work.
15.
The majority of children in child labor perform unpaid family work.
16.
Six out of the ten countries listed as the worst countries for child labor are in Africa: Sudan, DR Congo, Somalia, Ethiopia, Burundi, and Zimbabwe.
17.


60 percent of children in Ethiopia are engaged in child labor. Many of them work in the mining industry, which poses some of the biggest dangers of child labor.
Many parents from poor countries see themselves obligated to push their children to work out of necessity, because they can’t support their families on their own income. One of the best ways to fight child labor is to provide fair salaries and safe working conditions for parents, thus they can sustain their families without being forced to depend on their children. Fighting against child labor is to fighting global poverty.


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